What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can a hoodoo or candle spell be used to remove a love spell placed on someone by another person? What is the difference between voodoo and hoodoo?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Dr No

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What do teens do at night?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.